May 19, 2007

Paris Hilton To Write Book While In Jail


Hopefully it will be out in time for the Christmas rush. Paris Hilton is getting ready to write a book detailing her every moment in jail. She thinks that it will convince the public that she really did have a rough time being excluded from the other prisoners and not having her extensions in.

"The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned. A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. “She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society."

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May 14, 2007

Paris Becomes A Nun


Party girl Paris Hilton has apparently changed her ways and is living like a nun. Yes, we know, Paris Hilton and 'nun' should never be used in the same sentence but the heiress is really cautious on what she does these days in order to avoid her 45 day jail sentence.

According to reports, “Paris’s attorneys have insisted she live like a nun."

“She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail. From toning down her outfits and going for a conservative look. Along with that a lot of white to make her look like an angel.

The heiress has also told pals she is quitting booze, cutting back on shopping and no longer racing around in luxury cars. She's even started hitting the gym with her personal trainer and is learning self defense in order to protect herself from inmates who have threatened to attack her.

Paris Hilton's lawyers have ordered her to show the judge some humility and social responsibility in order to get her sentence reduced. Which means, less partying and more time with her family. Paris is definitely abiding by these rules, this weekend she went to visit dad Rick who is in the hospital with a huge home-made birthday card. What do you guys think, will these tactics work with the judge? Will Paris get her sentence cut or will she hit the slammer for the entire sentence?

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May 11, 2007

Paris Hilton Seeks Governor
Arnold Schwarzenegger For Pardon


The Simple Life’s Paris Hilton has, in more than one occasion, subjected her self to VIP treatments in most aspects in her life. But with the gravity of her current charges, her money, power and charisma might not work in favor of her freedom. Or can it?

As we reported previously, the 26-year old hotel heiress has been faced with a possible jail sentence due to the violation of her probation on alcohol-related driving charges. The Simple Life actress now faces a 45-day sentence at the Century Regional detention Center on June 5.

But with the Hilton’s jail sentence already out in the public, the model-actress is now more than eager for a rematch with the law. "No one is above the law. I surely am not," she said in a statement issued through her attorney. "I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

In an effort to escape her jail sentence, Hilton has appealed her case to petitioning Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon, though she claims that she aware of the gravity of her charges.

"I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired," she said. “I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation."

Nicole and Paris do Bazaar



Simple Life stars Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton appear on June’s issue of Bazaar magazine.

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April 28, 2007

Paris Hilton’s Naked “Corpse”



Paris Hilton’s naked “corpse” could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.

An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of
a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed
to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also
features Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara,
and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where
prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton
Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body
and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone
remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support
material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly
glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery
director, David Kesting.

Paris Hilton, arrested for a DUI last year, previously released a
marginally effective PSA concerning drunk driving. This latest PSA includes
a website by Capla Kesting, which offers high school educators an
icebreaker for discussing drunk driving’s consequences. Students are
encouraged to take the virtual field trip at http://www.ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to
view the making of the “Paris Hilton Autopsy” and compete for prizes by
writing Paris Hilton’s obituary.

The tableau, created by Daniel Edwards, reminds potential prom queens
no one is impervious to the pitfalls of drinking. Recalling Miss USA’s
recent battle to keep her crown through alcohol rehab and Princess Diana’s
untimely death due to drunk driving, a skewed hotel heiress’s tiara adorns
the lifeless Paris Hilton head.

Kesting, advocating teenagers to experience the Hilton display
“hands-on,” said, “Paris’ internals, which include her small intestines,
and other elements, are removable to assist teens with an empathetic view
of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner’s perspective.”




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Paris Runs Out On Prince


How can someone humiliate Paris Hilton? Ask her to sing publicly! Paris was in Las Vegas last weekend and she decided to attend Prince’s gig at the Rio Hotel & Casino. Prince thought it would be a good idea to invite Paris Hilton on stage to join him.

Hilton was “delighted” and reportedly went up on stage and stood next to him, while Prince handed her a mic and told the audience: “Let’s see if she can really sing.”

Hilton quickly sprinted off stage(not singing) and left the club two songs later. I take it she isn't going to go on tour?

Hilton’s rep says, “The item is false.”

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