April 28, 2007

Paris Hilton’s Naked “Corpse”



Paris Hilton’s naked “corpse” could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season.

An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of
a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed
to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also
features Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara,
and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where
prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton
Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body
and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone
remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support
material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly
glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery
director, David Kesting.

Paris Hilton, arrested for a DUI last year, previously released a
marginally effective PSA concerning drunk driving. This latest PSA includes
a website by Capla Kesting, which offers high school educators an
icebreaker for discussing drunk driving’s consequences. Students are
encouraged to take the virtual field trip at http://www.ParisHiltonAutopsy.com to
view the making of the “Paris Hilton Autopsy” and compete for prizes by
writing Paris Hilton’s obituary.

The tableau, created by Daniel Edwards, reminds potential prom queens
no one is impervious to the pitfalls of drinking. Recalling Miss USA’s
recent battle to keep her crown through alcohol rehab and Princess Diana’s
untimely death due to drunk driving, a skewed hotel heiress’s tiara adorns
the lifeless Paris Hilton head.

Kesting, advocating teenagers to experience the Hilton display
“hands-on,” said, “Paris’ internals, which include her small intestines,
and other elements, are removable to assist teens with an empathetic view
of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner’s perspective.”




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Paris Runs Out On Prince


How can someone humiliate Paris Hilton? Ask her to sing publicly! Paris was in Las Vegas last weekend and she decided to attend Prince’s gig at the Rio Hotel & Casino. Prince thought it would be a good idea to invite Paris Hilton on stage to join him.

Hilton was “delighted” and reportedly went up on stage and stood next to him, while Prince handed her a mic and told the audience: “Let’s see if she can really sing.”

Hilton quickly sprinted off stage(not singing) and left the club two songs later. I take it she isn't going to go on tour?

Hilton’s rep says, “The item is false.”

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April 24, 2007

Paris Hilton Might Want
To Change Her Number

Paris Hilton received a barrage of phone calls from unidentified pests Friday night after Shanna Moakler published her cellphone number and e-mail address on her MySpace page. Hilton was in Las Vegas when “the phone calls started pouring in,” her rep told Page Six. The flack called Moakler’s actions “childish and mean-spirited” and said, “It appears to me that this woman is desperate for press and attention.”

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April 22, 2007

Paris Hilton Hooks Up With James Blunt?



According to the New York Post, Paris showed up to L.A. HotSpot Teddy's on Wednesday night with sister Nicky, Nicky's beau David Katzenberg, and James Blunt.

Party goers at the club claim that Hilton and Blunt "danced and held hands" before starting to make out. When Blunt's rep was contacted, he simply shrugged it off and said, "This sounds like gossip to me!"

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How Paris is getting back at Britney?

Well, well, well... Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline seen together.





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April 18, 2007

Hilton's Hearing May 4

Paris Hilton was ordered Tuesday to appear in court May 4 for allegedly violating her probation in a reckless driving case by driving with a suspended driver’s license.

City prosecutors are seeking to revoke Hilton’s probation on grounds that she violated its conditions, which could result in a sentence of up to 90 days in jail.

In January, Hilton pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood and was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

On Feb. 28, she was ticketed for misdemeanor driving with a suspended license after her car was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard. Police said they saw her car speeding with its headlights off.



Hilton, 26, wasn’t present for Tuesday’s hearing before Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer. The hearing was conducted almost entirely with lawyers at the bench speaking in hushed tones with the judge.

Outside court, Hilton’s attorney, Howard Weitzman, was asked whether the matter was close to being resolved. “It is,” he said without elaboration.

The prosecutor didn’t comment to reporters.

Hilton’s spokesman, Elliot Mintz, has said that at the time, Hilton wasn’t aware that her license had been suspended.

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April 17, 2007

Paris Hilton Turning Orange



Paris should really stop doing whatever she is doing to her tan. She looks ridiculous and kind of weird. These photos were taken at the UpStage Country Club. As you can see, she's still with Josh.


April 12, 2007

Paris Wears Underwear

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reunited yesterday to shoot another episode of "The Simple Life" at Kitson For Women on Robertson Boulevard.

Paris even gave onlookers something to gawk at when the wind blew up her dress. The good news was that she was actually wearing underwear.

Everyone on the street was probably so excited to see Paris and Nicole since Robertson is a tourist attraction.




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April 10, 2007

Paris at Jenna Jameson's Birthday Party

Here are Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson celebrating Jenna's birthday at Forty Deuce Monday night.





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Paris Pissed Because Kim
is Taking Her Place


Paris Hilton was a no show at her good friend Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Las Vegas on Friday. Apparently, the friendship is off because of big egos.

Kardashian didn’t want to be clubbing in the partying heiress’s shadow and Hilton was pissed that her less-famous friend was being called the New Paris, according to various sources, including Kardashian’s former publicist.

“Even when I would talk to editors of magazines and other media outlets about featuring Kim, they would comment on how they are moving past Paris in hopes to bring someone fresh to the spotlight, like Kim,” Kardashian’s ex-rep, Jonathan Jaxson reported.

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April 9, 2007

Paris is No Longer Blonde?

Paris has a new hair color? Is this a wig? Here's the photo, you decide.




Paris Forgets She is Wearing
a Short Dress



It's obvious that Paris Hilton forgot what she was wearing. She bent a little bit and... Oops!

April 8, 2007

Wanna Buy A Used Can From Paris Hilton?


An empty energy-drink bottle found in the back of Paris Hilton’s limo is being auctioned on eBay, and seven bidders have pushed the price up to $103.50. “You, too, can say you were with Paris Hilton and her friends,” the seller gushes. “I got this from my boss, whose son does club-promoting in Miami. He was at the club when Paris and all of her friends came in and this was the beverage of choice.” The Motley Bird bottle says it is imported from Austria and sugar-free.


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April 5, 2007

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff
Hate Paris Hilton



Hollywood beauty Lindsay Lohan, 20, and Hilary Duff, 19, have rekindled their friendship, reports US Magazine. Lindsay Lohan, and Hilary Duff hugged and partied at Hollywood club Les Deux on March 30.

The cute pair - who famously feuded over singer Aaron Carter, 19, put their hatred of each other aside to make fun of Paris Hilton.

A source tells Us Weekly, "They were making fun of Paris!"

Lohan even danced on a couch spoofing Hilton when one of her tunes played!

The meeting comes just one week after Hilary Duff slammed Lindsay Lohan.

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April 4, 2007

Paris' Lawyers Can't Take A Joke



Paris Hilton’s lawyers can’t take a joke. Back in January the heiress thought it would be funny to poke fun at herself in regards to her drunk driving incident in a series of skits. It was shot for the MTV show ‘ShortCircuitz’ but
Paris’ lawyers are threatening to sue if the skit of Paris airs tomorrow.

Why the frigidness? Well after the skit was shot, Paris ended up getting pulled over by the police and it turned out that she was driving with a suspended license. Now, she might face jail time and her lawyers are basically working overtime to avoid that at all costs!

The episode, which was supposed to air tomorrow, featured Paris promoting a fake bracelets that read ‘What would Paris Do’. In of the clips it shows a blonde getting pulled over by the cops for drunk driving and after reading her bracelet, the blonde begins grinding the police officer. The so-called officer says: “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous.”

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April 2, 2007

Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris
look deep!


Paris Hilton is slammed in Manhattan Mini Storage ads that recently appeared on phone kiosks showing a Chihuahua who looks a lot like Tinkerbell with the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris look deep.” We brought this to the attention of Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz, who alerted her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, who fired off a “cease-and-desist” letter to the storage company - which is also getting blowback from Republicans for such ads as, “Your closet’s scarier than Bush’s agenda.”

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April 1, 2007

Paris Caught With the Twins

Friday night Paris was caught with the twins. I'm not talking about caught in bed with twin brothers, I'm talking about her "twin" breasts.